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Look at that glistening tear
-swoon-
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[step 1] open your mouth as wide as possible. make sure to stick out your tongue as far as you can, too, since kisses are like, 90% that thing
[step 2] find someone to kiss. you will know they want to kiss because their tongue will also be extended at full length
[step 3] move in for the kill
my girlfriend linked me this but she might not realise that i take romance very seriously and i shall study this for hours
My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk.
I’m in love with that comment…
The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow.
That comment was just perfect.
Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.
^^^^
1. The world is trying to keep you stupid. From bank fees to interest rates to miracle diets, people who are not educated are easier to get money from and easier to lead. Educate yourself as much as possible for wealth, independence, and happiness.
2. Do not have faith in…
Florence and the Machine- Spectrum (Say My Name) Calvin Harris mix
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
For you, Kristian. LOL.
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